By angieubaldo
Date: 2001 Jul 03
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Want ad for my dream lover

seeking a emotionally detached, self centered little boy.  you need not apply if you know how to treat a woman.  you mustbe well endowed and use it to manipulate people into thinking you love them, when you really are just using them for your own selfish pleasure.  you must be incredibly selfish in bed and don't worry, foreplay is not required.  who's need it anyways?  you don't need it, obviously since it only takes you 4 minutes tops, to get your rocks off.  I always get fulfilled by two pump chumps.  You must be incredibly emotionally unstable and willing to treat me like crap all the time.  you must hold all your feelings inside and keep them only to yourself, I do  not ever want to know where I, or our relationship is headed.  the future does not matter to me, so do not ever think of it.  you have to always keep me guessing.  you must be cheap and only willing to spend your money on food, CD's and DVD's.  going out with me and having fun is not a requirement, nor should you waste you money on gifts for me.  hell, Its not like I spend 2 hours cooking for you and all my time thinking about how to please you, I deserve nothing in return.  you must still be in love with someone else when we meet and I want to do all the work in the relationship.  you must always tell me what you think I want to hear, not what I deserve to hear.  You must never respect me or validate me, that's a no no.  you must be boring and lazy and do nothing but play your playstaions and watch TV.  Don't bother paying attention to me, I don't matter.  Compliments are always to be avoided and you must spend time with me and then make me feel guilty for it.  If you feel you are the kind of sick loser I am seeking, just give me a call or shoot me a email while your girlfriend or wife is away at her aerobics class or sleeping.   Don't worry you can call me late at night, and wake me, its not like I ever sleep.