By Michael T (two laps)
Submitted by MichaelT()
Date: 2001 Sep 26
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[[2001.09.26.04.24.6982]]

Walk it off

She broke your heart?
Pick it up. Here's some duct tape.
Walk it off.

She took your money and ran?
You'll make more. Get back to work.
Walk it off.

She knocked your on your ass?
Stand up. Nothing broken?
Walk it off.

She kicked you while you were down?
That's not blood! Wipe it with this.
Walk it off.

She wants alimony?
Damn. I feel ya.
Now walk it off.