By Michael T (evilly)
Submitted by MichaelT()
Date: 2001 Nov 09
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She blushed.

So here I was in her apartment with a hacksaw, cutting PVC pipe and getting ready to read her my horoscope out of this book she has...

And then she uses a word I've never heard of.

"You don't know what that word is?" she said.
"Nope. Never heard of it before." I said.
"You use a lot of big words. I thought you'd know this one."
"I don't know it." I said.
"But you're a poet!" she said.
"Yeah?" I said..
"Don't you have a big dictionary!?!" she exclaimed.
"...Well actually..." I grined evilly.
She blushed.