By Michael T (double dip)
Submitted by MichaelT()
Date: 2002 Feb 08
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If you please.

So let's say you're beautiful and get over that
show your smile and your style cuz that's where it's at

Can you sing, got a ring?
Am I wasting my time?
Got a heart? Are ya smart?
Baby could you be mine?

Can you cook? Do you feel?
The woman for me?
Are you down? Get around?
What's the best you can be?

Yes, I know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I ask quite a lot
Maybe so much more than I ever really ought
but I know I'm up front with everything I got
and BSing around
I really am not.

If you'd like to wine and dine with me
for the fun and sun, and some love that's free.
Just a joke and a coke
Well that's fine with me
but if it's just one night
I think I'll pass. If you please.

Maybe I'm strange.
But no thank you ma'am
Not quite your trite typical
single serving Sam
though in a weakened moment
I've quite happily
been the rebound man.
And no.
I will not eat green eggs
and ham.
Seuss fan
though I am.