By Justin Case
Submitted by jwb71913
Date: 2003 Jul 25
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Unsportsmanlike Conduct

'Guilty', I reply when asked for my plea
I did it, it wasn't anyone else, just me
A foolish mistake, believing her lies
And then getting caught, what a surprise

So I stand before you, empty-handed
Still in shock at where I have landed
I've always slipped out, escaped in new form
Wriggled and twisted like a wiggly worm

But I'm busted now and although I could run
That kind of life just isn't no fun
So I'll take my justice whatever it be
I'll let you have your own way with me

Your servant awaits your every whim
But I'm not getting into a contest with him
Just you, and me that's the only new rule
I may not be smart but I'm nobody's fool

So beat me or bruise me or just send me packing
If you make me leave you sure won't be lacking
Attention from others is easy for you
Because you're the right one for somebody blue