By Misti
Date: 2003 Nov 14
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Shout Out To Britney Spears

girl you are so pretty and sexy
and innocent and savvy at the same time
I know you can act like a slut with a snake
or Madonna and still be a soldier for Jesus
you can smoke cigarettes and stay out all night
at Nobu dancing dirty and throwing back those
Kamikazes and Pretty Pink Things
you can pose partially nude for Rolling Stone
you can shake that ass and still have
dignity and class and reasons to run
for President
it's evident to me that you are the most
golden girl in the West
the best Barbie doll come to life
I've ever seen
oh girl, fuck Justin Timberlake
who is he, anyway, but a popular puppet
you've got your own music and fan base
you're the thinking man's Marilyn Monroe
you're Cinderella you're Sleeping Beauty
you're sugar and spice with a sprinkling of poison
your boysenberry lipgloss will save the world
you're the girl with the most cupcakes
you're the prettiest icing
don't ya worry about nothin'
don't go envyin' Jessica Simpson
your day will come
you will rule the airwaves and some lucky
guy's penis, too
Britney Spears, I am rooting for you.