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By Misti Date: 2004 Feb 22 Comment on this Work [[2004.02.22.04.43.7183]] |
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all the guys want Crystal all the guys line up for Crystal even though she has long skanky two-toned brown badly permed hair and two kids and lives with Mom and doesn't have a whole hell of a lot to add to the conversation "you know what i mean?" "and, like" "and I go" "and he goes" "and she goes" "there goes my phone" but Crystal has a sweet pretty smile she's skinny and wears revealing shirts every Friday revealing her tiny cleavage revealing her hopes of snaring a husband and daddy to pay her cellular bills and maybe buy her a cute casa and a new car and keep her in fake nails I want to be Crystal, I confess I want to be ignorant, blissfully so a sub-literate simple chica loca who knows how to party on down that cracked yellow brick road not caring if I ever make it back to Kansas. |