By chris
Date: 2009 Aug 21
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One of Life's Burning Questions Finally Answered

The question
"How will the world
end?"
at last
has an answer.
It is: August 21, 2009
via
an email
that bounced its way to
you from servers in
places whose names
you can't even
pronounce
(no warning, no need to
announce
what
was coming. Why?).
Time?
Time flies. But yeah,
the hands on the clock
would just so happen to
read
10:05.
AM.
(Choose any time zone.)
Don't bother
checking your
phone
for any unread texts
because there will be
none.
You knew this HAD to
come
next -
service cut
off
for non-payment
of emotional funds. And
don't bother running
to the desert the ocean
Starbucks
the mountains -
just
chill...
If you can,
be elated.
Take your socks off and
step in
to the gushing fountain
of misery
you painstakingly
created.